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aweega

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

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theabstruseone

I slept in and just woke up, so here's what I've been able to figure out while sipping coffee:

Twitter has officially rebranded to X just a day or two after the move was announced.
The official branding is that a tweet is now called "an X", for which there are too many jokes to make.
The official account is still @twitter because someone else owns @X and they didn't reclaim the username first.
The logo is 𝕏 which is the Unicode character Unicode U+1D54F so the logo cannot be copyrighted and it is highly likely that it cannot be protected as a trademark.
Outside the visual logo, the trademark for the use of the name "X" in social media is held by Meta/Facebook, while the trademark for "X" in finance/commerce is owned by Microsoft.
The rebranding has been stopped in Japan as the term "X Japan" is trademarked by the band X JAPAN.
Elon had workers taking down the "Twitter" name from the side of the building. He did not have any permits to do this. The building owner called the cops who stopped the crew midway through so the sign just says "er".
He still plans to call his streaming and media hosting branch of the company as "Xvideo". Nobody tell him.

This man wants you to give him control over all of your financial information.

atalana

not that i didn't want to believe you op, but i had to check that er thing out for myself, bc that just seemed too cartoonishly stupid to be real

but holy shit

melon mustio muerete ya porfa 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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areyougonnabe

good morning to able seamen, petty officers, alcoholic captains, gay stewards, shamans with no tongues, rat bastards who killed a man and took his name and his job as a way to get to a free hawaiian vacation, marines, guys simping for marines, girls who turned down multiple marriage proposals, lieutenants who share a brain cell, guys with one leg, demon bears whose favorite food is leg, doctors who are on fire, doctors who are not on fire but are having a really bad day regardless, twinky ship’s boys, half-brazilian babes with severe self-esteem issues, and des voeux

the terror

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